Text Category
The Breakup
If you have been with someone for less than a week you can breakup via text, otherwise a call is required.
The Snoop
Looking over someone’s shoulder at their text message is only acceptable if you are invited to do so or they have done so to you
The One Way Texter
Never send more than four texts to a person without a reply. Get the message, they are either busy or don’t want to talk to
The Caps Crusader
Everyone knows that person who writes every SMS in capital letters. If they are over 50 let them be, but if they are under it
The Toilet Texter
It is acceptable to send texts while on the toilet, however unacceptable to answer calls.
The cAsE oFfenDer
This is never acceptable, stop it! If you can’t use the upper & lower case with respect for the english language don’t use it.
The Cinema
Once the movie begins you may look at an SMS, however no more than two replies is acceptable.
The Table Texter
You have the right to reply to three texts per meal while sitting at the table. Leave the table for more.
The Sexter
If someone is kind enough to send you a sexy photo you are not obligated to send one back…but it is encouraged.
The XXX er
Only add the XXX symbol to text messages if you are interested in the other person. It’s powerful and it’s provocative!