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The Anti-Googler

The Anti-Googler

Jul 21, 2014No Comments462 Views

This person insists on asking basic questions to their Facebook community when simply Googling would immediately produce the answer.

The Fashion Flogger

The Fashion Flogger

Jul 21, 2014No Comments554 Views

Since they discovered they could create a cheap blog, they’ve elevated themselves to a fashionista posting daily instagram photos across every platform of their outfit

The Spoiler

The Spoiler

Jul 21, 2014No Comments383 Views

They love downloading the latest episode of Game of Thrones and then quickly writing a spoiler status to ensure everyone knows they saw it first.

The Beauty Pageant Parents

The Beauty Pageant Parents

Jul 21, 2014No Comments418 Views

It’s the fourth time this year you’ve been asked to vote for their kids for their chance to be the face of Bonds…guess what, you’re

The Kony Crusader

The Kony Crusader

Jul 21, 2014No Comments396 Views

They posted the video and swore they were going to take down ‘Kony’. Now they are onto the latest social issue, and want you to

The Bosom Bandit

The Bosom Bandit

Jul 18, 2014No Comments396 Views

Following the simple formula of a low cut top and a super high camera angle this shameless individual turns selfies sexy ensuring her bust is

The Smoothie Seller

The Smoothie Seller

Jul 18, 2014No Comments434 Views

Every morning is the chance for another green smoothie status. Expect undertones of smugness and guilt combined with sales pitches about this ultimate new solution.

The Pole Dancer

The Pole Dancer

Jul 18, 2014No Comments374 Views

Everyone has that one friend who has taken up pole dancing. She loves showing everyone her new moves and uses terms like ‘f*ck the haterz’.

The Salacious Single

The Salacious Single

Jul 18, 2014No Comments788 Views

She’s out every night and not shy to tell you who she went home with. Expect morning after statuses like ‘never drinking again’ as well

The Duckface

The Duckface

Jul 18, 2014No Comments435 Views

A victim of the highly contageous duckface disease, this person likely contracted the illness in the mid 2000s and has not been able to pose