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The Opportunist

The Opportunist

Jul 24, 2014No Comments2106 Views

This guy never misses a chance to take a photo with hot chicks. Desperately trying to create the illusion he is a sex magnet he

The 'Tag a mate' Tossbag

The ‘Tag a Mate’ Tossbag

Jul 24, 2014No Comments1009 Views

The ‘tag a mate’ craze seems to have thrilled a certain kind of low brow imbecile who is endlessly amused by the prospect of tagging

The Cougar

The Cougar

Jul 24, 2014No Comments826 Views

She’s clinging onto her youth and can ‘still party harder than the young chicks.’ Expect weekend photos from the pub on the arm of a

The Third Person Ponderer

The Third Person Ponderer

Jul 23, 2014No Comments1590 Views

“Is wondering if she should give up drinking after last night because she is feeling so damn seedy.” Hold on…who the hell are you talking

The Gullible Town Crier

The Gullible Town Crier

Jul 23, 2014No Comments881 Views

They’ve just read that Tupac has been found alive and they can’t wait to share it with everyone in their Facebook community. Only problem is

The Social Scene Queen

The Social Scene Queen

Jul 23, 2014No Comments556 Views

They know all the secret bars in town and check-in every time they eat a meal. This scene queen is all about appearances and is

The Fisher

The Fisher

Jul 23, 2014No Comments395 Views

These people are constantly fishing for attention. Whether it be compliments or sympathy they post deliberately vague status updates inviting others to respond with “what’s

The Hashtagger

The Hashtagger

Jul 23, 2014No Comments420 Views

This person is obsessed with hashtags but has no understanding of why they actually exist. Expect plenty of images of food, drinks and exotic scenary

There’s no need to open your door because you know very well this person will have provided some mindless update about the weather. “Nice weather for a duck” is one of their favourites which they think is highly amusing when it’s raining. This person is at their most elated when storms, floods or any type of unexpected weather change occurs and by far their Christmas is an earthquake when they quickly rush to update with their default response “Did anyone else just feel that?”

The Weather Reporter

Jul 23, 2014No Comments562 Views

There’s no need to open your door because you know very well this person will have provided some mindless update about the weather. “Nice weather

The Inspirational Rooster

The Inspirational Rooster

Jul 23, 2014No Comments486 Views

Feels it is their job to wake people every morning with messages of positivity and provide inspiration to the masses. “Good morning! Here’s an incredible