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The Fisher

The Fisher

Jul 23, 2014No Comments439 Views

These people are constantly fishing for attention. Whether it be compliments or sympathy they post deliberately vague status updates inviting others to respond with “what’s

The Hashtagger

The Hashtagger

Jul 23, 2014No Comments461 Views

This person is obsessed with hashtags but has no understanding of why they actually exist. Expect plenty of images of food, drinks and exotic scenary

There’s no need to open your door because you know very well this person will have provided some mindless update about the weather. “Nice weather for a duck” is one of their favourites which they think is highly amusing when it’s raining. This person is at their most elated when storms, floods or any type of unexpected weather change occurs and by far their Christmas is an earthquake when they quickly rush to update with their default response “Did anyone else just feel that?”

The Weather Reporter

Jul 23, 2014No Comments602 Views

There’s no need to open your door because you know very well this person will have provided some mindless update about the weather. “Nice weather

The Inspirational Rooster

The Inspirational Rooster

Jul 23, 2014No Comments524 Views

Feels it is their job to wake people every morning with messages of positivity and provide inspiration to the masses. “Good morning! Here’s an incredible

The Status Thief

The Thief

Jul 23, 2014No Comments409 Views

This person is always providing witty updates and great images, but the catch is they are all stolen from someone else’s account. Whether it be

The Gamer

The Gamer

Jul 23, 2014No Comments368 Views

No I don’t want to play Candy Crush Saga, stop sending me bloody Game requests! The gamer is one of the most audacious people on

The Voyeur

The Voyeur

Jul 23, 2014No Comments467 Views

They never comment on anything, but when you bump into them on the street they ask about your holiday from six months ago and know

The Anti-Facebook

The Anti-Facebook

Jul 22, 2014No Comments907 Views

They’re always complaining that there’s nothing interesting on Facebook and they are thinking of deleting it, but they’ve also been saying this for the last

The Gender Defender

The Gender Defender

Jul 22, 2014No Comments435 Views

Guys are pigs, girls are bitches, you know the statuses. It works for both sexes and there is always a few people in your feed

The Friend Floozy

The Friend Floozy

Jul 22, 2014No Comments402 Views

They’ve got over 2000 Facebook friends and their photos are filled with comments like ‘hotty’ ‘sxc’ and ‘hey babe thx for the add.’ They’ll tell