Fan Submitted Rules

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The Desperado

Sep 10, 2012No Comments1004 Views

If you call back 3 times and can’t get through, don’t be a desperado, it’s now the other persons responsibility to return your call.

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The Date

If someone calls while on a date you may only call back after the other person has left the table or the date is over.

Sep 09, 2012
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The Casual

If you are seeing someone casually, there is no requirement to call back the day after.

Sep 11, 2010
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The Battery

If at any point you mention that you are low on battery it is assumed your phone died and you must at minimum text back.  

Sep 10, 2010

Facebook - The good, the bad and the ugly

The Opportunist

The Opportunist

Jul 24, 2014No Comments2237 Views

This guy never misses a chance to take a photo with hot chicks. Desperately trying to create the illusion he is a sex magnet he will offer to take your photo at every opportunity just to get his mug in the shot.

The 'Tag a mate' Tossbag

The ‘Tag a Mate’ Tossbag

The ‘tag a mate’ craze seems to have thrilled a certain kind of low brow imbecile who is endlessly amused by the prospect of tagging a mate into a photo of a large women and suggesting he would sleep with her. The only positive of this trend is it provides an easy way to cull your friends list.

Jul 24, 2014
The Cougar

The Cougar

She’s clinging onto her youth and can ‘still party harder than the young chicks.’ Expect weekend photos from the pub on the arm of a young guy followed by a day after status asking where all the good men have gone.

Jul 24, 2014

Texting - Basic Etiquette

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The Breakup

Jul 14, 2009No Comments842 Views

If you have been with someone for less than a week you can breakup via text, otherwise a call is required.


The Snoop

Looking over someone’s shoulder at their text message is only acceptable if you are invited to do so or they have done so to you before.

Jul 16, 2005
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The One Way Texter

Never send more than four texts to a person without a reply. Get the message, they are either busy or don’t want to talk to you.

Jul 15, 2005
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The Caps Crusader

Everyone knows that person who writes every SMS in capital letters. If they are over 50 let them be, but if they are under it is unacceptable.

Jul 15, 2005

Tinder - Rules of Engagement


The Ambiguous Photo

Jul 24, 2014No Comments859 Views

Taking a photo with a hot friend may seem like a good idea because it gets hits, but when we realise you’re the other one it’s just like popping a kids balloon. Tears will rain!


The Moustache

It’s like the beachside jumping in the air photos, neither were funny when the trend started and now they are damn right infuriating. They have no place in your profile.

Jul 15, 2008

The Pants Off Pete

It’s pants off friday everyday for this eager lad. Loves the pull the trigger on a nude selfie! Threaten to share with his parents and they should cease quickly.

Jul 15, 2005

The Flashback Photo

It’s nice to know you looked like that five years ago, but are we any chance of seeing a current shot of you which includes your whole body?

Jul 15, 2005

Snapchat - The Usual Suspects

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The Beach Boaster

Jul 16, 2003No Comments892 Views

There’s nothing more annoying than constant beach updates from someone’s holiday. More than 3 poolside leg images per week. Block!

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The Naked Ninja

You neck will snap back and you never saw it coming. The Naked Ninja loves sending you inappropriate photos when you least expect it. Beware!

Jul 16, 2003
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The Gym Junkie

Everyone knows one.  The gym guy who shares his ab sculping journey. Any unwarranted gym photo without a top on is more than block worthy.

Jul 16, 2003
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The Pet Princess

Unless anything has changed from yesterday we know you have a pet. Any more than 3 images of the dog a week via snapchat is block worthy.

Jul 16, 2003

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